learned at a bachelorette party

I feel strange making this my first post - but because I am a virgin, I learned so much:

 - is it time for your monthly gift? no problem. just do it in the shower.

 - on your honeymoon, resist ocean, hot tub, and on the beach temptation. it leads in infection.

 - speaking of infection, if your on any antibiotics, be careful. some could cancel out birth control. its your choice. get pregnant or die.

 - don't model lingerie for your mother in-law. even if she insists.